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title: 'Disappointed by the lack of snow… and kale? Have I got a Twitter account for you'
date: '2019-02-11T08:57:08-08:00'
type: post
word_count: 117
char_count: 859
tokens: 153
categories:
  - Oregon
  - Portland
tags:
  - humor
  - kale
  - parody
  - snow
  - Twitter
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# Disappointed by the lack of snow… and kale? Have I got a Twitter account for you

There was a time when random parody and gag Twitter accounts were all the rage. Honestly, I kind of miss those days. That’s why I was really happy to come across [a Twitter account that captures the vitriol about Portland’s weather hysteria](https://twitter.com/Scam2019 "Portland Snow Scam"). Well that and the lack of kale.

> today’s tea:
> 
>  ) ( ) ) )
> \_(\_\_\_(\_\_\_\_)\_\_\_\_(\_\_\_(\_\_ (\_
>  it was never / \_
>  going to snow / |
>  grocery stores /\_\_\_\_|
>  needed to get/
>  rid of kale /
>  \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_/[\#PDXSnowpocalypse2019](https://twitter.com/hashtag/PDXSnowpocalypse2019?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
> 
> — snow scam survivor (@Scam2019) [February 9, 2019](https://twitter.com/Scam2019/status/1094126198005723136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)