There was a time when random parody and gag Twitter accounts were all the rage. Honestly, I kind of miss those days. That’s why I was really happy to come across a Twitter account that captures the vitriol about Portland’s weather hysteria. Well that and the lack of kale.
today’s tea:
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_(___(____)____(___(__ (_
it was never / _
going to snow / |
grocery stores /____|
needed to get/
rid of kale /
____________/#PDXSnowpocalypse2019— snow scam survivor (@Scam2019) February 9, 2019