Ignite Portland 5 on February 5th. Get it? It’s a mnemonic device.
Now where was I?
Oh yes. I say “sales,” because you don’t have to pay anything for the tickets. They’re free.
Okay okay. I don’t want to get into some kind of neo-sociological argument about how you pay for Ignite with your attention and social capital and whatnot. They’re the “don’t cost you any cash” free. That kind of free.
Or as the hip (drinking age) kids like to say “Free as in beer.”
To quote a famous Portlander, “Free is a very good price.”
I don’t know about you, but I’m going to be camping out in front of my computer—all night long—just to save my place in line. No cuts.
To join me, visit Ignite Portland.
[Editor: For those left scratching their grammarian heads at my headline, I assure you that I have not lost it. Wacky headline courtesy of my bastardizing a popular meme.]